Est. 1993 • Kings Nose, NJ The No Talent Ass Clowns

The greatest rock and roll band on earth

The No Talent Ass Clowns

From the sewers of Kings Nose, NJ. One chord, two grudges, zero Hall of Fame votes.

The Road The Rags

Tonight's headlines

The Rags

Every scandal

The lineup, more or less

The Band

Vocals Lars Gunblade LarsGunblade Front man, sewer alumnus, self-certified legend Lead guitar Vas Defrens VasDefrens Stole the first guitar. Kept the last argument. Bass Carnage Smith CarnageSmith Low end, high drama, former member energy Drums / cowbell Joey Van Dundro Joey VanDundro Keeps time when the lawsuit allows it

Full bios

Pressed in mono, sold as legend

The Records

Behind The Times Behind The Times Pucker Factor Pucker Factor Live at Consumption Auditorium Live at Consumption Auditorium Say Hello to My Posterior Say Hello to My Posterior Ass On Demand Ass On Demand Express Elevator to Hell Express Elevator to Hell Brain Dump Brain Dump Pinch The Loaf Pinch The Loaf

Flyers for rooms that stayed empty

Wall of Shame

The Fillmore The Fillmore The Crocodile The Crocodile Trees, Deep Ellum Trees, Deep Ellum

2014 world tour, still loading in

The Road

If the room is empty, that was the plan. If the room is full, deny everything.

Full itinerary
  1. Jan 30 Consumption Auditorium, Kings Nose, NJ Sold out
  2. Feb 1 Long Branch Sewer Authority, Long Branch, NJ
  3. May 21 Atomic Wasted Strip Club, Richland, WA
  4. May 31 Consumption Auditorium, Kings Nose, NJ Sold out