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By Lucky

THE NO TALENT ASS CLOWNS WALLPAPER

(Put this wallpaper on your computer at work. Your IT department loves it when you put on your own personal wallpaper on their computers)

The No Talent Ass Clowns

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No Talent Ass Clowns Wallpaper

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No Talent AssClowns Wallpaper

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No Talent Ass Clowns Wallpaper

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“I put the Ass Clowns wallpaper on my desktop at work and I got fired the same day. That is so rock ‘n roll, isn’t it?” -Vim Fuego

Yes, Vim, that IS rock and roll. The band applauds you for having the courage to stick with your rock and roll principles and keeping the Ass Clowns on your computer. The Official Worship Site encourages all true fans to tell their IT departments to go to hell. Do you really want to see your stupid fucking company’s logo every time you look at your screen? Of course not! It’s time to tell the boss, “Fuck you, I’m keeping the Ass Clowns on my computer. If you don’t like it, fire me. Rock and roll, bitch.”

It’s your choice really. Remember that keeping the Ass Clowns front and center is super important. Failure to do so could result in the band revoking your right to be an Ass Clowns fan. Surely, you don’t want that. It could endanger your credit rating and make it amazingly hard to get any more dates anytime soon. So remember, keep the Ass Clowns on your computer at work at all costs. It’s worth it… for the band.

“It’s something you should definitely do,” said singer Lars Gunblade recently. “As a band, we have our obligations like getting wasted and getting laid. You, as fans, have obligations as well. Obviously, you need to worship the band. But you also have to defend the band against the anti-rock and roll forces that lurk out there. They’re dangerous. And remember, when they arch their back, it means they’re about to strike.”

  1. ahole1 says:

    whaddapp, appsclownes?

  2. Vim Fuego says:

    I uploaded the newest No Talent Ass Clowns wallpaper to my computer at work on Friday. This guy saw it and went postage on everybody. Killed like five people in the office with a Nerf bat. Like I told my boss after the police left, I’m not taking that Ass Clowns wallpaper off my computer. He smirked, then offered me a .50 cent raise. Made my day.

  3. Vim Fuego says:

    Finally found a job as a mop man at an x-rated peep show. Here I don’t have a computer so I don’t have to worry about the boss not liking my Ass Clowns wallpaper. Gotta go, the work keeps piling up here.

    • Duck Butter Dirk says:

      Vim Fuego,

      I don’t know who you are, dude, but you sound like a total a-hole. Believe me, the No Talent Ass Clowns are not worth losing three jobs over. Are you mental or something?

  4. Vim Fuego says:

    Finally found a job where the boss didn’t object to my No Talent Ass Clowns wallpaper. Unfortunately, he said their music “fucking sucked” so I had to kick him in the nads. Goodbye job! This is getting old.

  5. Vim Fuego says:

    I put the Ass Clowns wallpaper on my desktop at work and I got fired the same day. That is so rock ‘n roll, isn’t it?

    • Vim Fuego says:

      Just a quick update, I put No Talent Ass Clowns on my desktop at my new job and I got fired again. Maybe I’ll have to ask about it during the interview next time.