Blow Chunks Ballet: Legendary Song

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Blow Chunks Ballet is a song most bands can only wish they had in their set list! Consistently rated as The Ass Clowns’ greatest song, Blow Chunks Ballet has become a drinking anthem for college students worldwide. Today, it’s hard to find a frat party that doesn’t have Blow Chunks Ballet blaring from the speakers at some point during the night with wasted students shouting the chorus at the top of their lungs. The legendary song, which front man Lars Gunblade composed in five minutes on the toilet, has many fans… and many detractors.

Since its appearance on the Ass Clowns’ debut CD “Behind The Times,” Blow Chunks Ballet has consistently been rated as one of the worst songs in rock and roll history by critics despite being wildly popular on Guitar Hero. Fans of the song aren’t hard to find. “It’s kind of great if you like that sort of thing,” said Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ. “It’s pretty up front about getting completely shit-faced. I can relate to that kind of honesty. Blow Chunks is the soundtrack of my life, which, like this CD, kind of belongs in the cut-out bin.”


Lars Gunblade: “One night after doing half a dozen groupies, I spent hours recording myself throwing up to use in the background of the song. Yeah, I had my own blow chunks ballet, funny, right? When I played it back, I knew we had something special. The recording engineer later told me that our song introduced him to binge drinking. I was touched. I get a lump in my throat every time I think about it.”

Vas Defrens: “Primitive studio conditions, bad weed… it was rough. My guitar solo was truly awesome, though. I’m good. I’m really good!”

Carnage Smith: “Awesome. Just awesome. What song are we talking about?”

Joey Van Dundro: “There were a lot of naked chicks in the studio during the session. That was cool but it was kinda distracting. One chick was dry humping my bass drum and it didn’t sound right with her sweaty body all pressed against it. Great song if you like that sort of thing.”

Rock Wasteland Magazine has voted “Blow Chunks Ballet” the greatest rock and roll song of all time.

Joey Van Dundro, No Talent Ass Clowns

Vas Defrens, No Talent Ass Clowns

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  1. Dan, Indianpolis says:

    “Blow Chunks Ballet” is a song that plays forever, never letting us alone.

  2. Name withheld says:

    Thank you for Blow Chunks Ballet. This is totally the soundtrack of my life. You guys understand me and my lifestyle and you don’t judge. Rock on, dudes. Better yet, blow some chunks!!!

  3. Fiction Bridge says:

    Great. Fucking great stuff.

  4. Joe Switallski says:

    No Talent Ass Clowns? They totally stole that name from Office Space! What, is there a Michael Bolton in the band too?

    • Sheppers says:

      Hey Joe,

      Take your head out of your ass, dude. The No Talent Ass Clowns formed in 1994. Office Space was released in like 1999. And, no, there ain’t no f**king Michael Bolton in No Talent Ass Clowns. Take a moment to read before you open your crapulous mouth and spew brown matter.

  5. Sol Rosenberg says:

    I recently played Blow Chunks Ballet for my entire family and they viciously beat me about the face and neck and called me names. Big mistake. They now face a day of reckoning from the avenging angel.

  6. Bambi says:

    My girlfriend and I make sweet love while listening to Blow Chunks Ballet. And, of course, we usually post the videos of it the next day.

  7. Vinnie from Jersey says:

    Worst. Song. Ever. I listen to Blow Chunks Ballet every day in the porn shop where I work because it tends to keep the derelicts away.

  8. Taffy says:

    My son was conceived while my boyfriend and I were listening to Blow Chunks Ballet. This song will always hold a special place in my heart… especially now that my boyfriend is doing time up at Attica.

  9. Wasted guy says:

    Awesome, man. The story of my life.

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