Tour Dates

By Lars

The No Talent Ass Clowns on Stage


January 6: Gooseberry Mound Park, Fargo, North Dakota

January 12: Nudist Days, Central Park, New Delhi, India

January 16: “Jill Off” Competition, Fleshworks Tattoo and Body Piercing Studio, Victoria, Canada

January 17: Balsams Grand Stadium, Dixville Notch, NH

January 30: Consumption Auditorium, Kings Nose, NJ (SOLD OUT)

February 1: Long Branch Sewer Authority, Long Branch, NJ

February 5: Altar Wine Tasting Festival, St. Procopius Abbey, Lisle, IL

February 23: Crazy Days Stripper Finals, Maetzold Field, Hopkins, MN

May 2: Nudist Days Festival, Pitt Meadows Athletic Park, Haney, Canada

May 6: Estadio Centenario, Montevideo, Uruguay

May 17: Wet T-Shirt Days, Veterans Park, Milwaukee, WI

May 21: Atomic Wasted Strip Club, Westgate Shopping Center, Richland, Washington

May 31: Consumption Auditorium, Kings’ Nose, NJ (SOLD OUT)

June 8: Village Pizzeria and Strip Club, Shokan NY

July 23: Uncle Ron’s Strip Club and Swinger’s Lounge, Clearwater, FL

August 10: Marks & Spencer Strip Club (CD Signing), Barnsley, UK

August13: Consumption Auditorium (SOLD OUT)

August 14: Historic Dildo Days, Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada

September 10: nib Stadium, Perth, Australia

September 17: Mableton Cafe and Strip Lounge, Mableton, GA

September 23: Nudist Days, Eagle Farm Racecourse, Brisbane, Australia

September 29: Stripper Dayz, Mr. D’z Route 66 Dinner, Kingman, AZ

September 30: Miss Nude Canada Finals and Beer Feast, Halifax Citadel National Historic Site, Halifax, Canada

October 1: Pot Party USA, Hill Street Park, Grand Prairie, TX

October 2: Bondi Park (Nude Beach), Sydney, Australia (NO CLOTHES ALLOWED FOR CONCERTGOERS)

October 13: Bell Park Stripper Finals, Marietta, GA

November 6: Torgo’s, Culver City, CA

November 12: Consumption Auditorium, Kings Nose, NJ (SOLD OUT)

November 13:  National Rose Garden Wet T-Shirt Competition, Canberra, Australia

November 14: Danish Erotica Show Bar, Aabyhoej, Denmark

November 15: Mud Flaps (Private Club), Jefferson, Georgia

November 16: The Kill Floor, Buffalo, NY

December 17: The Great Aussie Stripper Finals, King George Square, Brisbane, Australia

December 18: Annual Bong Festival, Carson Park, Eau Claire, Wisconsin

December 19: Wet T-Shirt Semi-Finals, St. Stephens Green, Dublin, Ireland

December 20: Hans’ House of Pot, Eindhoven, The Netherlands

December 21: Uncle Leroy’s Lounge and Cocktail Bar, Casablanca, Morocco

December 22: Santa’s Nude Strip Review, Federal Hill, Baltimore, Maryland

December 24: Grande De Los Pechos, Cancun, Mexico

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