Other bands have tour buses but now legendary rock band, The No Talent Ass Clowns, have recently launched the world’s first tour blimp. With it, they plan to finish out their “Say Hello To My Posterior” tour dates for this year.
“Yeah, Led Zeppelin had their stupid jet plane,” said Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. “Well, this is way cooler than that. What did Zepp have on board? An organ? Big deal! We got hot tubs, stripper poles and an on-board delivery room for pregnant groupies. Hammer of the Gods, my ass. We rule now, baby!”
In a radical move, the band insisted that the blimp use highly flammable hydrogen rather than helium to lift their lighter-than-air dirigible. “Sounds crazy, doesn’t it? One spark and we go up like the Hindenburg!” said drummer Joey Van Dundro. “That’s why it’s so rock ‘n roll, know what I mean?”
Other rock performers are not impressed. When reached for comment, Foo Fighters front man, Dave Grohl said, “Seriously, who cares?” Grohl, who has traded insults with Gunblade for years, added that The No Talent Ass Clowns are a has-been band led by a has-been singer. “But I don’t want to sound negative,” he concluded.