A shaken Jerry Gold addressed reporters this morning shortly after being found wandering naked on a PA back road with Ass Clowns’ roadie “Rando” Miller. He seemed dazed and struggled to find words. “There will be no free Centralia concert on August 11,” said the Ass Clowns’ manager in a low, trembling voice. “I am […]
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Ass Clowns’ Manager & Roadie Found. Free Centralia Concert Cancelled.
Posted: 8th August 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: Free Centralia concert, no talent ass clowns
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“Ted Nugent Is Gay!” Says Band
Posted: 18th April 2012 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: ass clowns, Gay, no talent ass clowns, Ted Nugent
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In a startling statement, legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns told reporters this morning that controversial rocker Ted Nugent is gay. “Oh, hell, yes!” said the band in a group statement during a press conference promoting their ass clown clothing line. “We’re talking gay, really massively gay. Most guys only wish they were as […]
New Ass Clowns CD Released Today
Posted: 6th December 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: ass, new CD releases, no talent ass clowns
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Amid a cloud of secrecy, the newest No Talent Ass Clowns CD releases today. Entitled Ass On Demand, the cover art has stirred controversy. “This cover is great,” said Chico O’Brien, owner of CD Wasteland in Kings Nose, NJ. “But places like Wal-Mart and Target won’t display it. I mean, come on, it’s a shot […]
BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless
Posted: 7th April 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks, funny, no talent ass clowns, nude concertgoers, parody, parody bands, rock bands, satire
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It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]
No Talent Ass Clowns Die In Tragic Blimp Accident
Posted: 11th February 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: no talent ass clowns, parody, parody bands, satire, tragic blimp accident
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Rescuers in Greenland have confirmed that legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns died when their tour blimp crashed late Sunday night. Dazed roadie “Rando” Miller was found unharmed and he lead rescuers to a horrifying scene — a polar bear eating the remains of the band members. “I thought I was gonna hurl […]