A new craze is sweeping the nation… fake No Talent Ass Clowns concert dates. Across the country, posters announce dates for No Talent Ass Clowns concerts that are fictitious. Concert venues are being vandalized by angry fans disappointed that the rock super group is not appearing. “Their fans are total pigs,” said Chico O”Brian of […]
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Fake Ass Clowns Concert Dates Plague Venues
Posted: 4th August 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: concert posters, concerts, fake concerts, parody
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BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless
Posted: 7th April 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: blow chunks, funny, no talent ass clowns, nude concertgoers, parody, parody bands, rock bands, satire
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It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]
Ass Clowns Booted From Sex Addiction Clinic
Posted: 1st April 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: charlie sheen, parody, satire, sex addiction
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Notorious for their debauched lifestyle, The No Talent Ass Clowns checked into the El Grande Hornio Sex Clinic in Malibu on Monday, only to be ordered to leave two days later. “It was shocking,” remarked clinic owner Carlos O’Toole. “Within hours, they had an orgy going on with eight female patients. We frown on that. […]
No Talent Ass Clowns Die In Tragic Blimp Accident
Posted: 11th February 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown UpdatesTags: no talent ass clowns, parody, parody bands, satire, tragic blimp accident
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Rescuers in Greenland have confirmed that legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns died when their tour blimp crashed late Sunday night. Dazed roadie “Rando” Miller was found unharmed and he lead rescuers to a horrifying scene — a polar bear eating the remains of the band members. “I thought I was gonna hurl […]