No Talent Ass Clowns Concert PosterA new craze is sweeping the nation… fake No Talent Ass Clowns concert dates. Across the country, posters announce dates for No Talent Ass Clowns concerts that are fictitious. Concert venues are being vandalized by angry fans disappointed that the rock super group is not appearing.

“Their fans are total pigs,” said Chico O”Brian of CD Wasteland. “They tore my store apart and made fun of my Justin Bieber t-shirt when they found out the No Talent Ass Clowns weren’t doing a CD signing at my store. Nothing personal but I hope they all burn in hell.”

“I think this is wrong,” said Ass Clowns manager Jerry Gold. “For example, it would be a mistake for fans to click on the No Talent Ass Clowns Concert Poster (located to the left), download it, put their own fake dates in the white space at the bottom, then post it at their favorite location. I cannot condone that at all!”

  1. wanker47 says:

    How can a fake band have real concerts in the first place? This website is retarded just like me.

  2. luv this band says:

    I was posting a fake No Talent Ass Clowns concert poster on some chicks house when she suddenly came out all pissed. We talked for awhile and went inside where I scored. Come to think of it, I’ve scored at every Ass Clowns concert I ever went to. I love this band.

  3. Pissed off store owner says:

    I was burned at my music store when a horde of drunk, out of control No Talent Ass Clowns fans trashed the place after finding out the band wasn’t coming for an acoustic concert. Everyone was drinking, couples were having sex on the floor of the store… it was unbelievable. I’m really angry (although I did get lucky with two wild blonds).

  4. Phil McKracken says:

    About ten minutes ago, I saw a pimple-faced college kid tacking up a No Talent Ass Clowns concert poster on a telephone outside my house. I grabbed my 357 and put one in his leg. He screamed a lot and ran off. Bet he won’t do that again! I already got burned on one fake Ass Clowns concert and I’m not doing it again.

    • Redmond Barry says:

      Mr. McKracken,

      You only wounded him. He can definitely return to put up more fake Ass Clowns posters. You need to work on your aim.

      • Phil McKracken says:

        He was back yesterday with a bandage on his leg. As he tacked up a fake Ass Clowns poster, I nailed him right in the medulla and cut his motors immediately. Problem solved.

  5. scoopy says:

    Don’t worry, Mr. Gold. No one here would ever download that concert poster. No way.

    • Vinnie says:

      Well said. I did not print 50 copies and I am not going to plaster it all over Brooklyn with a fake concert date at a well-known music venue in NYC. Not happening!