Posts Tagged ‘satire’

Comments Off on BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless

It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]

Comments Off on Ass Clowns Booted From Sex Addiction Clinic

Notorious for their debauched lifestyle, The No Talent Ass Clowns checked into the El Grande Hornio Sex Clinic in Malibu on Monday, only to be ordered to leave two days later. “It was shocking,” remarked clinic owner Carlos O’Toole. “Within hours, they had an orgy going on with eight female patients. We frown on that. […]

Comments Off on No Talent Ass Clowns Die In Tragic Blimp Accident

Rescuers in Greenland have confirmed that legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns died when their tour blimp crashed late Sunday night. Dazed roadie “Rando” Miller was found unharmed and he lead rescuers to a horrifying scene — a polar bear eating the remains of the band members. “I thought I was gonna hurl […]