Posts Tagged ‘rock bands’

Comments Off on Rock Star Ashamed To Admit He’s Not Decadent

Rock guitarist Vas Defrens dropped a bomb on the rock music community when he admitted today that he doesn’t actually live a life of debauchery. “It was all bullshit,” admits Defrens.”I haven’t banged hundreds of groupies or gotten high and I don’t even drink,” said the famous bad boy of The No Talent Ass Clowns. […]

Comments Off on BREAKING NEWS– band requires all female concertgoers to be topless

It’s official. If you’re a female and you go to a No Talent Ass Clowns show, the band requires that you attend topless. In fact, females not adhering to the new provision will be escorted off the premises, according to Ass Clowns manager, Jerry Gold. “Hey, man, this is just the first step,” said front […]

Comments Off on Rock Wasteland Magazine Votes “Blow Chunks Ballet” Greatest Song Ever

  Blow Chunks Ballet is the greatest rock and roll song of all time, according to Rock Wasteland Magazine. “Yeah, definitely,” said Editor Chad Chez. “Blow Chunk Ballet is a song that everyone has an instant reaction to. Maybe it’s revulsion, maybe elation, who knows? The point is, it’s a great song and I’m not […]