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Comments Off on Rock band demands more violence at concerts

Lars Gunblade of legendary heavy metal band The No Talent Ass Clowns says concerts have become too tame these days. “Hell, yeah. As a band, we want fights breaking out in every row of the arena,” said Gunblade during an interview in Prague. “In fact, if there aren’t pools of blood everywhere after one of […]

Comments Off on Rock Wasteland Magazine Votes “Blow Chunks Ballet” Greatest Song Ever

  Blow Chunks Ballet is the greatest rock and roll song of all time, according to Rock Wasteland Magazine. “Yeah, definitely,” said Editor Chad Chez. “Blow Chunk Ballet is a song that everyone has an instant reaction to. Maybe it’s revulsion, maybe elation, who knows? The point is, it’s a great song and I’m not […]