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Rock Wasteland Magazine - January 2011

Blow Chunks Ballet is the greatest rock and roll song of all time, according to Rock Wasteland Magazine. “Yeah, definitely,” said Editor Chad Chez. “Blow Chunk Ballet is a song that everyone has an instant reaction to. Maybe it’s revulsion, maybe elation, who knows? The point is, it’s a great song and I’m not saying that just because I own 49% of the publishing rights.”

Over the years, it’s hard to tell just how much binge drinking this song has inspired. “We made binge drinking popular again, no doubt about it,” said front man Lars Gunblade in an interview with Rock Wasteland. “There’s barf everywhere after a No Talent Ass Clowns concert. I’m proud of that.”

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