Posts Tagged ‘ass clowns’

In a startling statement, legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns told reporters this morning that controversial rocker Ted Nugent is gay. “Oh, hell, yes!” said the band in a group statement during a press conference promoting their ass clown clothing line. “We’re talking gay, really massively gay. Most guys only wish they were as […]

No Talent Ass Clowns drummer Joey Van Dundro was arrested yesterday, which means each member of the band has been incarcerated within one month. “That must be some kind of record,” exclaimed Police Chief Daniel Baxter of Kings Nose, NJ as he struck Van Dundro repeatedly in the groin during interrogation. After more than two […]