Posts Tagged ‘Lars Gunblade’

No Talent Ass Clowns drummer Joey Van Dundro was arrested yesterday, which means each member of the band has been incarcerated within one month. “That must be some kind of record,” exclaimed Police Chief Daniel Baxter of Kings Nose, NJ as he struck Van Dundro repeatedly in the groin during interrogation. After more than two […]

Singer Lars Gunblade of rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns says he may run for president in 2012. “Yeah, I might do it,” said the infamous Gunblade after one of the band’s recent concerts at Consumption Auditorium. “We always hear that politicians get lots of girls so naturally, I am interested in checking out […]