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Ass on Demand

Ass On Demand

Amid a cloud of secrecy, the newest No Talent Ass Clowns CD releases today. Entitled Ass On Demand, the cover art has stirred controversy.

“This cover is great,” said Chico O’Brien, owner of CD Wasteland in Kings Nose, NJ. “But places like Wal-Mart and Target won’t display it. I mean, come on, it’s a shot of a naked chick’s ass!”

The band finds the controversy amusing. “That photo says a lot about our music,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “It’s who we are and we’re not going to compromise. ‘Ass on Demand‘ is all about integrity.”

Already fans are lining up at music stores to get their copies. “I love the cover,” said a fan who didn’t wish to be identified. “It definitely gets me going,” said the rabid fan, which prompted those in line next to him to move away.

No word yet on a release date but a video for Ass On Demand is in the works. “That’s going to be an NC-17 music video, you can bet on it!” said Gunblade.

Track Titles:

  1. All Ass, No Heart
  2. Ass Me Why
  3. Keep Off the Ass
  4. Season of Ass
  5. All That Glitters Is Not Ass
  6. Brave New Ass
  7. In My Mind’s Ass
  8. Tower of Ass
  9. All Heart, No Ass
  10. Ass On Demand