New CD Creates Waves

Posted: 7th December 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

Ass On Demand, the controversial new CD by The No Talent Ass Clowns has divided fans and outraged critics with its ass-related content.

“This CD cheapens the band,” said Buford Picklefeather, a fan from Perth Amboy, NJ in attendance at the Occupy Consumption Auditorium movement. “What about the great statements this band has made in the past with songs like ‘Assume the Position’ and ‘I Finished, Now Get Out.’ Now, all the subtle aspects of the music are gone. It’s a shame really. Now, it’s just about ass.”

Critics have been unmerciful. Rolling Stone and Spin called the CD “unbearable, unlistenable and an insult to the human race.” One critic reportedly shot himself to death after listening to just the first two tracks of the CD. The band, as usual, has dissed the critics in return, going so far as to send the dead critic’s relatives another copy of Ass On Demand just in case there was blood or brain matter on their copy.

“This is our greatest album yet!” screamed front man Lars Gunblade to a crowd of drunken fans during a recent performance at Consumption Auditorium. “We rock, we roll, we do all that shit!”


  1. Girl Bait 842 says:

    What’s all the fuss? Ass on Demand is just as horrible as every other No Talent Ass Clowns album ever made.

  2. Mongo says:

    I am very religious and have been taught if I see a woman naked, I must marry her. Therefore, I must marry the woman in this photo. I ask the webmaster to please put me in touch with her. Thank you.

  3. Scooter S. says:

    I saw the cover and shot my load. Thought you’d want to know.

  4. Herman C. says:

    The cover of Ass On Demand is disgusting. Sure, I bought it. But I’m sick over that cover. Yeah, the songs are totally kick-ass but why such a photo as cover art? I know the songs are all about ass… being an ass, getting ass, etc. why did they have to put a big luscious ass on the cover? Man, I’d tap that in a second. Anyway, I think the band made a mistake with this CD. Damn, look at those velvety cheeks.

  5. Meat Pants says:

    Just bought the CD. It’s great. Best songs about ass ever.