Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns recently explained why they charge six times more for concert tickets than U2 does. “Why? Because we can,” said singer Lars Gunblade. Gunblade seems to have a few issues with U2 singer Bono. “I’ve always had a problem with U2. I saw U2 at their famous Red Rocks […]

Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns opened up about working in the recording studio. Singer Lars Gunblade acknowledged the difficulty of writing songs, admitting it can take him up to an hour to write a song. Guitarist Vas Defrens recounted the difficulties they had with a midget band recording next door. Much was made […]

Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns recently discussed their childhood in Kings Nose NJ in a new interview released over the weekend. Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens revealed childhood robberies at a candy store and a general dislike for the town and its mayor. The two rock stars have always had a […]

Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have repeated their demand that all female concertgoers to be topless. “Doing concerts over and over gets boring,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Seeing half-naked chicks during the concerts is definitely a morale boaster for me. That sea of ta-tas makes me glad to be a musician because, […]

Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have just released the fourth installment of their video series “Words of Wisdom.” Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens continue to give us exclusive access to their original thoughts about fame, music and life in general. Like several recent interviews, this video includes a short piece of […]

A new interview sheds light on what happened at guitarist Vas Defrens‘ wedding with international porn star Trixie Beaumont. The elaborate wedding, which took place at stately Rectal Hall, the pleasure palace built by Defrens in the foothills of the headlands of Montana. “If you’re goin’ to hell,” said Defrens recently, “go for the right […]

Singer Lars Gunblade of The No Talent Ass Clowns discussed his desire that fans not look at him in this recent interview conducted by port star Trixie Beaumont. “Yeah, this is something that I’m really adamant about,” said Gunblade. “Nobody looks at the Lars man. Just the other day, a fan in the audience had […]

The No Talent Ass Clowns deliver more thought-provoking comments in their latest interview, which was directed by porn star Trixie Beaumont. There can be no doubt that singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens are some seriously deep thinkers. “The No Talent Ass Clowns are awesome. If I was somebody else, I’d still think we […]

The No Talent Ass Clowns have released the second installment of their “Words of Wisdom” videos. “These are some of our best moments,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Since the No Talent Ass Clowns are music gurus, we gave out a lot of good information. Consider these videos to be a value add for the […]

Very little video of The No Talent Ass Clowns in concert is available so it’s worth noting that a recent Ass Clowns short video includes concert footage of the band performing its signature tune Blow Chunks Ballet. “We generally don’t want concert footage out there,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “After all, we want the […]