No Talent Ass Clowns: Words of Wisdom

Posted: 5th September 2015 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

Very little video of The No Talent Ass Clowns in concert is available so it’s worth noting that a recent Ass Clowns short video includes concert footage of the band performing its signature tune Blow Chunks Ballet.

“We generally don’t want concert footage out there,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “After all, we want the stupid fans to buy the f*ckin’ tickets. Not sit watching us for free on a f*ckin’ TV. What good does that do us?”

“This is just some dumb shit that wasn’t good enough to be included in the actual interview video,” said the director, adult film star Trixie Beaumont. “Although you could argue this is the best interview of all because it’s the shortest.”


  1. Tania says:

    I’m a spammer. Please forgive me for my stupidity.

  2. Ainsley Jarvis says:

    No one could pay me enough to see these losers in concert. They look like total assholes to me.

  3. Reginald Worthington Philbert III says:

    I find these two musicians to be perfectly horrid individuals. They should be chopped into dog food in my humble opinion. However, I don’t wish to sound negative.

  4. Rev. Bud Green says:

    This guys are pretty stupid. That what makes this a great interview.