More Ass Clowns Words of Wisdom

Posted: 10th September 2015 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

The No Talent Ass Clowns have released the second installment of their “Words of Wisdom” videos. “These are some of our best moments,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Since the No Talent Ass Clowns are music gurus, we gave out a lot of good information. Consider these videos to be a value add for the fans.”

“Actually, these are outtakes that sucked,” said the interview’s director, adult video star Trixie Beaumont. “But rather than have them go unseen, we recycle them as part of this Words of Wisdom bullshit. The fans aren’t very smart so it works.”

“The more videos, the better,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “The groupies get super turned on watching them so it works out real well for me. My wife Trixie enjoys making videos of my encounters with middle-aged groupies and she says these videos are better than handing them alcohol. That’s good enough for me.”

“Watch it or you’re dumb!” concluded Gunblade. “I’m serious.”


  1. Phillip Traum says:

    I didn’t watch it and I’m not dumb… so what gives with Lars’ comment?

  2. Don T. says:

    Personally, I’d like to see Lars Gunblade run for President. I think he’s got just the right attitude for the office. And he’s certainly the president we deserve!

  3. Manny Rosen says:

    These are the kind of fuckwits this country seems to worship these days and it’s sad. If it was up to me, these two would be taken out back and I would throw lawn darts at them as hard as I could. Not the new lawn darts but the original lawn darts with steel tips that were dangerous and they had to stop making them.

    • Joe Bunky says:

      A good idea. I have some of those original lawn darts. Throwing them isn’t good enough, however. You can’t do enough damage. Some sort of slingshot arrangement would really work well. I’ll try that on my grandmother later today and post photos of the results. She won’t get hurt. She died a couple of days ago.

  4. Mike Rogo says:

    This band and this website are very disturbing.

  5. Colin Clive says:

    I found Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens to be a refreshing change from most empty-headed rock stars.