Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have just released the fourth installment of their video series “Words of Wisdom.” Singer Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens continue to give us exclusive access to their original thoughts about fame, music and life in general.
Like several recent interviews, this video includes a short piece of archival home video of the Ass Clowns on tour before recording their first album in 1995. This footage was recently located at a garage sale in Scranton, PA.
“What we have to say is awesome as usual,” said Gunblade as he was leaving a strip club in Kings Nose, NJ. “I don’t want to say that you should worship our words as gospel, although that’s not a bad idea at all.”
Perhaps Lars Gunblade is the result of an anxiety. At any rate, he’s nothing like the Nightrider.
You will appreciate Lars Gunblade for me, Bubba. Lars was not sent by the Bronze. Nor is he full of treachery.
Toecutter, liking Lars Gunblade isn’t what I want.
Like I said, Lars Gunblade is nothing like the Nightrider.
Words of wisdom? These are the stupidest human beings I’ve ever seen. If you knew me, you’d know that’s saying something. We remember the Nightrider!
I’m a doctor and what Vas Defrens says about the human bowel is totally ridiculous.
You lie, Dr. SM if that is your real name, the bowel thing that Vas said is 100% true. You don’t need to be a doctor to know that. You know as well as I do that Vas Defrens is laying down a rubber road to freedom.
Dr. SM, Dr. SM, you’ve not got a sense of humour.
I want my hand back.