Mega band The No Talent Ass Clowns have repeated their demand that all female concertgoers to be topless. “Doing concerts over and over gets boring,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Seeing half-naked chicks during the concerts is definitely a morale boaster for me. That sea of ta-tas makes me glad to be a musician because, as I said during the interview, not much makes me happy to be a musician. So this almost makes it worth it. All I can say is that I’m glad the concert venues are so cold. That improves the visual a whole lot.”

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