A new interview sheds light on what happened at guitarist Vas Defrens‘ wedding with international porn star Trixie Beaumont. The elaborate wedding, which took place at stately Rectal Hall, the pleasure palace built by Defrens in the foothills of the headlands of Montana.

“If you’re goin’ to hell,” said Defrens recently, “go for the right reasons and I got the right reasons. My wedding day was complete debauchery and it was great. I had sex all day long and I’m not even sure if Trixie and I actually got it on. I’ve got a great life. Much better than any of the fans, that’s for sure.”

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  1. Colin Worthington says:

    Why can’t I get invited to weddings like this? The only woman I got to screw on my wedding day was my wife. Not fair!!!

  2. Walter S. says:

    I have an illegal copy of “Sweet Ass of Mine” that Trixie was in when she was 17. Amazing. Can’t believe the stuff she did onscreen. I’ll never look at a .357 magnum the same way again. Vas is one lucky rock star.

  3. Philip Wilson says:

    Me and my buddies rented a bunch of Trixie Beaumont’s movies last weekend and we all sit down watched them for hours. Then, things got a little weird. I blame Trixie for that.