Posts Tagged ‘free concert’

Comments Off on “Centralia concert will happen!” says band

Controversial rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced this morning that their aborted free concert in Centralia, PA will happen in the next few months. “I can tell you the concert is back on,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “But this time it will totally be in secret… Very much on the DL [down low]. […]

Comments Off on Ass Clowns’ tour van found empty outside Centralia–roadie, manager missing

A tour van that had traveled to Centralia, PA over the weekend to prepare for a free No Talent Ass Clowns concert on August 11 was found empty about 80 miles from the deserted town famous for its underground coal fire. A search has provided no clues to the whereabouts of the occupants of the […]

Comments Off on Ass Clowns Release New CD Amid Centralia Concert Controversy

With their controversial concert in Centralia, PA fast approaching, The No Talent Ass Clowns have released their newest CD entitled Express Elevator To Hell. According to industry insiders, the band is especially excited by their latest CD and believe this may the CD that finally breaks into the top 10,000 on the charts. “This is […]

Comments Off on Controversial Centralia PA Concert May Draw 200

Legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns say their free concert in the abandoned town of Centralia, PA on August 11 where they will sacrifice five virgins onstage could draw 200 concertgoers. “Hell, yeah!” said drummer Joey Van Dundro, “With social media, word about this free concert has spread like wildfire. The whole virgin sacrifice […]

Comments Off on Centralia, PA: Free Concert With Virgin Sacrifices

In a press conference aboard their tour blimp, controversial rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced they will perform a free concert in Centralia, PA on Saturday, August 11 where they will sacrifice five nude virgins onstage. The band will take the stage at noon and sacrifice the girls during the final song, which is […]