Posts Tagged ‘Gods of Rock’

In a press conference aboard their tour blimp, controversial rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns announced they will perform a free concert in Centralia, PA on Saturday, August 11 where they will sacrifice five nude virgins onstage. The band will take the stage at noon and sacrifice the girls during the final song, which is […]

Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns have something new for an upcoming concert–they plan to sacrifice five virgins live. “Yeah,  we’re f-ing doin’ it!” said controversial front man Lars Gunblade during an interview with Rock Wasteland magazine. “Five virgins will be sacrificed to the Gods of Rock live on stage. It’s going to be […]