VIDEO: Ass Clowns Words of Wisdom #5

Posted: 2nd November 2015 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

Kurt Cobain, giving the finger and staging the ultimate rock concert on Mars are subjects of this latest interview with The No Talent Ass Clowns. The interview, directed by porn star Trixie Beaumont, is the latest installment of their “Words of Wisdom” series.

“We say some pretty amazing things,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “The fans really hang on our every word and these are some primo words of wisdom we’re giving out.”

“It’s super important stuff,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “Everything we say is amazing and we change the lives of our fans when they listen to what we say over and over like sheep.”

“It’s really just the incoherent shit that these two belch out that makes it into the ‘Word of Wisdom’ stuff,” said Trixie Beaumont. “But it works so we go with it.”


  1. Moto Jones says:

    I stumbled onto this website by accident. I’m sorry I did. This website is retarded, no offense to retarded people.

  2. The Nightrider says:

    This whole website is stupid. Mark you, not your garden-variety stupid. I’m talking seriously brain-damaged stupid. This whole ass clowns thing is a creation of sick minds. Slickly-produced obviously–which is impressive–but still sick. Whoever put this whole Ass Clowns thing together needs some kind of professional help. They also need to put down that illegal herb, stop listening to classic rock albums and grow up to be the bland, money-grabbing assholes the rest of us are. There, I’ve said it. I’d say it again if I had to.

    • Debbie B. says:

      You’re stupid. I have a huge poster of The No Talent Ass Clowns on the ceiling over my bed. When I bring home sailors from the bar downstairs, I always stare at the band as we do it. I’m always wishing it was Lars, Vas, Carnage and Joey there doing me instead. It gets me through the day much easier because I don’t really like having to work on the kill floor but chickens aren’t going to kill themselves, you know.

  3. Dr. S. Mudd says:

    I think if the No Talent Ass Clowns were to play for a group of Mars colonists, the colonists would likely commit suicide a short time later. This has to do with the introduction of high-voltage rock into an atmosphere that is high in carbon dioxide. It’s technical.

    • Dinsdale says:

      If I was a Mars colonist and The No Talent Ass Clowns came to do a concert for me. I’d walk outside without a suit and die. It would be better to check out fast than listen to this band’s 15-minute concert. Between the lack of oxygen and -100 degree weather, I’d be dead in a minute or so. Sounds good to me.

  4. Ricky S. says:

    The No Talent Ass Clowns “Words of Wisdom” have literally changed my life. Years ago, I was a certified public accountant in London. Since listening to the Words of Wisdom from Lars and Vas, I now live in a box under a bridge on the M6 and give out hand jobs for meth. I’m glad to say that I’m in a much better place now.