Pinch The Loaf Music Video Posted

Posted: 18th January 2016 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

For some reason, The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ Pinch The Loaf music video and an accompanying interview got posted on Funny or Die. We’re not sure how this happened but we thought we’d link to it anyway.

“This video was two hours in the making,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Several people are saying they directed it but it’s definitely me. I directed the whole thing and it’s beyond awesome. I watched a fan video for the song last week and proceeded to steal ideas from it. I’m proud of that. In terms of style, I think it’s where all music videos should be going.”

How this Pinch The Loaf music video wound up on Funny or Die confuses guitarist Vas Defrens. “I don’t know why some people still think we’re a fake band,” said Defrens. “I mean, here’s the song and here’s the video. That’s as real as it gets. Why this is on Funny Or Die is way beyond my comprehension. There’s really nothing funny about it. We were making a really serious artistic statement with this song. But, if it gets viewed, who really cares? Not me.”

Pinch the Loaf Music Video Proves Popular With Fans

“I like the colors,” said Amber Z., an Ass Clowns fan from Columbia, Maryland. “I find myself watching it over and over again. I know that’s not normal but I can’t help it.”

“I’m drawn to its hypnotic sound,” said Reverend Scott of Our Lady of Perpetual Turmoil in Bay Ridge, NY. “And truthfully, it makes me want to pinch a loaf. Even right now as I speak.”

“I quit my job so that I can watch this all day long without any interruptions,” said Bill, a former Wall Street stock broker. “It was worth it. I have no regrets.”


  1. Biff Wilcox says:

    Don’t ask me how but my girlfriend has an orgasm every time she hears Pinch the Loaf. Believe me, I have taken full advantage of this situation. Thank you No Talent Ass Clowns. You have made my life good.

  2. Albert Memorial says:

    Is THIS what rock music has sunk to? Singing a song about taking a dump? I, for one, say it’s about time.

  3. Meat Pants says:

    I always listen to this song on the toilet. It keeps me regular. I appreciate that.

  4. Horace Greeley says:

    Wow, Funny or Die has really gone downhill if this is allowed on there. Although I really, really like the song a lot.

  5. Melba N. says:

    I have to say that I like it. Normally a song about taking a dump would strike me as incredibly stupid. But the Ass Clowns have obviously taken the matter very seriously and I think that says something.

  6. Lester B. says:

    Pinch the loaf? Are you kidding me? This band writes about taking a shit? Who in their right mind would write about something like that? More proof that the Ass Clowns may be the only band with something to say these days.

  7. Allisa J. says:

    Lars and Vas have brain damage. I’m fairly certain of it.

    • Scoopy Pugh says:

      How dare you insult these Gods of Rock? This music video and this band is sacred to me and my followers at our compound here in the woods of Western North Carolina. Many is the time that I have initialed a fetching young woman into the church’s sex ceremony while the Ass Clowns play over the sound system. It makes the process a lot easier, I can tell you.

  8. Susan Bech says:

    This song touched me… but in a bad way.

  9. Nancy Patterson says:

    I showed this music video to the pre-schoolers I take care of at a daycare center. Several of them went into convulsions and had to be taken to the hospital. One child was so bad off that he had to be put down. However, I liked the video and the song.

  10. Not Lew Flapp says:

    My girlfriend and I were fighting about this video yesterday in our trailer. I think it’s great and she’s thought it was shitty. We started fighting and, as usual, out came the guns. I got off a couple of shots and almost nailed her in the crotch but she spun around and got me with two bullets in my stomach. Luckily, she hadn’t loaded hollow points or I’d be dead.

    Anyway, we still can’t agree about the Ass Clowns video but there you go.

    • Col. Walter Kurtz says:

      You should have been able to empty a magazine into her with just two bullets in your stomach. Why didn’t you? Lightweight!

  11. Sir Reverance says:

    The Ass Clowns suck. But I don’t mean that in a negative way.

  12. Michelle Twatmeyer says:

    I would only hit the “die” button if doing so meant that the members of the band would die slowly and painfully. I could easily get behind that idea. Thank you and God bless.

    • Debra Vain says:

      I’m with you there. I hate this band. Yet, I listen to their music constantly, day and night. Doesn’t make much sense, does it?

  13. Meat Pants says:

    This music video has just changed my life.