A new fan video for The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ hit song “Pinch the Loaf” is out and we’re impressed. Typically, fans post videos about how much they hate the Ass Clowns that are filled with death threats so this was a pleasant change of pace. Tawny Wilcox, 20, submitted the video to the band last week and front man Lars Gunblade was immediately impressed.

“Pinch The Loaf” Fan Makes the Grade

“She was stacked, I noticed that right away,” said Gunblade. “She showed me the ‘Pinch the Loaf’ video and I tried to catch a little of it while thoroughly checking her out. It seemed OK from what I saw of it. I’d just like to say for the record that Tawny is amazing and, as it turns out, pretty f*ckin’ limber.”

“I’d say that ‘Pinch the Loaf’ says everything about us as a band that we’d like to say,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “I only felt like writing a chorus so that’s all the words. That’s the way we roll. It also means that we don’t forget the words on stage. We’re usually pretty wasted up there so it’s very helpful.”


  1. Sir Reverance says:

    I’m no expert but I know what I like… and I don’t like this… not one bit. Pinch the loaf indeed! The level of stupidity on display here is something I’ve never encountered before.

    • Zimbo Tropho says:

      Its sheer stupidity is what MAKES it brilliant. Don’t you get it?

      • Sir Reverance says:

        Well, no, I don’t. But then again, my brain hasn’t been destroyed by heavy drug use. Perhaps that’s what’s preventing me from seeing the “genius” in this music.

        • Zimbo Tropho says:

          I do believe that you could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking your thumb.

  2. T-Bone says:

    I’ve been playing this song over and over again in my cell block. Even the guards like it.

  3. Samuel Wilkins says:

    This is shittiest shitty produced piece of shit I’ve ever heard. Are you fucking kidding me with this? “Take the oath to pinch the loaf”? What the fuck does that mean? Am I supposed to know? Am I supposed to care?

    This video took away one minute of my life that I can’t ever get back.

  4. Archie Philpotts says:

    As I listen to “Pinch the Loaf” over and over in this video, it makes me want to do bad things. Is that wrong?

  5. Mr. Jorkin says:

    I would say that is awesome but it isn’t. Not even close. That being said, I’m a huge Ass Clowns fan. Really.

  6. Tim Crachit says:

    “Take the Oath to Pinch the Loaf” sounds like good advice to me. I don’t know what it means but it’s still good advice.

  7. Dwight G. says: