The No Talent Ass Clowns Live at Consumption Auditorium

The Ass Clowns perform at Consumption Auditorium on January 30

Two years ago, The No Talent Ass Clowns had their first concert where all female concertgoers were requested to be topless. Last night, the legendary bad boys of rock went all the way and demanded all female attendees be completely naked during their Consumption Auditorium show. Despite protests in front of the venue, the response from women at the show was largely positive.

“I liked it,” said Amber, 20. “Sure, I was sort of ‘gang raped’ at one point and hundreds of guys took photos of me with their cell phones but overall I’d have to say that going to this concert nude was a very positive experience.”

“Hey, we thought this whole thing through,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “For instance, we made sure the auditorium was super cold. Every guy there appreciated that little touch!”

No word on whether more female nude concerts will take place in the future.

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  1. Debbie says:

    I would never sit in a seat in Consumption Auditorium with clothes on, let along totally naked.

    The last time I was there, there was a thick, weird-looking mold all over my seat and it smelled real bad.

  2. Roderick Pendleton says:

    Somebody posted like a hundred pics of naked chicks in the audience on Tumblr. Awesome.

  3. Leon S. says:

    I was there at the concert. The whole place smelled like ass. Thought I was going to puke.

  4. T-Bone says:

    I hope to attend one of these concerts with my wife in the future.

    • retrobunkers747 says:

      Don’t do it. I am now haunted nightly with visions of overweight chicks sitting in theater chairs screaming “Ass Clowns! Ass Clowns!” I haven’t been able to satisfy my girlfriend ever since because I keep thinking of these fatties while we’re doing it. My life is over thanks to the Ass Clowns and this concert.

  5. Stacy A. says:

    I would never go to a concert nude! My boyfriend is welcome to if he wants but I absolutely refuse. No more Ass Clowns concerts for me, I suppose.

  6. Toxteth O'Grady says:

    This blog is lame. Where are the photos of the audience? Do I need to say why I want to see them?????

  7. Walter S. says:

    I hope this will be the tipping point for more nude rock concerts.