Vas Defrens Closes The Ass House

Posted: 30th January 2013 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates
The Ass House

Infamous Ass House is no more

Legendary guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns released a statement this morning saying that he has closed his infamous Ass House restaurant in New York.

Since its opening three years ago, the Ass House has been a controversial presence in the Big Apple. When death threats steadily increased against Defrens , the restaurant relocated to Greenwich Village. Within weeks of opening the new restaurant, local residents were soon outraged by Ass House billboards showing Defrens proclaiming, “Come to my restaurant or you’re a faggot!”

“It’s a shame really,” said Defrens. “Our Fillet of Ass was famous. And everybody wanted to join the restaurant’s Back Door Club. I blame all of this on people who hate ass. The fact of the matter is that ass haters are taking away our freedoms. If we don’t stand up to this tyranny, this will be a world without ass.”


  1. Father O'Neill says:

    Vas Defrens ruined the Ass Clowns with his ass obsession. He should be dropped from the band or better yet, murdered.

  2. Nick Ray Tummo says:

    Probably the only ass-friendly restaurant I’ve ever been to. it will be missed.

    Remember to Ass Clown early and often

    • Carl Lanzer says:

      Don’t forget about The House of Ass in New Orleans but they closed several years ago. They had the best Cream of Ass soup you ever tasted.

  3. Meat Pants says:

    Ate there once. I ended up shitting myself before I could get to the bathroom.