Legendary guitarist Vas Defrens of The No Talent Ass Clowns released a statement this morning saying that he has closed his infamous Ass House restaurant in New York.
Since its opening three years ago, the Ass House has been a controversial presence in the Big Apple. When death threats steadily increased against Defrens , the restaurant relocated to Greenwich Village. Within weeks of opening the new restaurant, local residents were soon outraged by Ass House billboards showing Defrens proclaiming, “Come to my restaurant or you’re a faggot!”
“It’s a shame really,” said Defrens. “Our Fillet of Ass was famous. And everybody wanted to join the restaurant’s Back Door Club. I blame all of this on people who hate ass. The fact of the matter is that ass haters are taking away our freedoms. If we don’t stand up to this tyranny, this will be a world without ass.”