Lars Gunblade

Lars Gunblade, lead singer of The No Talent Ass Clowns

Rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns is angry that several web sites refer to them as a parody band.

“Parody band? That’s bullshit!” shouted front man Lars Gunblade during a press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp. “This is rock and roll. We’re the real deal! I’m pissed that some people think that what we’re doing is satire. Look at ‘Blow Chunks Ballet.’ Just because it’s about throwin’ up doesn’t mean it’s a f**king joke song. The next time you see some web site like blogtopsites, or reddit calling us a parody or fake band, you have my permission to give them a ton of shit about it!”

The band went on to say they would be issuing lawsuits to any website calling their band or their website a “parody.”

  1. Lord Barfington says:

    I met the No Talent Ass Clowns once. They were disgusting pigs. It was no act. They really were PIGS! Spinal Tap was just a bunch of Hollywood actors pretending to be 10th rate British rockers. This band is unfortunately very, very real.

    Stand next to Vas Defrens and you’re likely to get a whiff of hot beer breath in your face accompanied by the stench of stale pot. Some things you can’t fake.

  2. Ron Obvious says:

    Blow Chunks Ballet got me into binge drinking and I’ve never looked back. Parody band, my ass!

  3. Phillip Traum says:

    I’m with you, Lars. I feel certain that the gig you played at Consumption Auditorium was not in my freakin’ imagination! The No Talent Ass Clowns ain’t fake. They’re as real as I am.