Internet sensation Technoviking (Techno Viking) and world famous rock band, The No Talent Ass Clowns have something in the works.

“I saw the Techno Viking video and was blown away. That was pure art, man!” says front man Lars Gunblade. “I knew we had to work with this guy for a future No Talent Ass Clowns video.

Details are sketchy but rumors are flying that the band and the elusive Techno Viking met recently in Germany. “Techno Viking is cool!” says guitarist Vas Defrens. “He threatened to pull my nuts out through my mouth in the video if I didn’t shut up. How cool is that?”

“Techno Viking scares me,” said drummer Joey Van Dundro. “Dude’s bad ass. He’s liable to kill the whole band if he gets pissed!”

  1. ass clown fanboy says:

    Cool! When’s this video coming out???

  2. Cu Chulainn says:

    How will Lars Gunblade and Technoviking not kill each other? Awesome! It’s like amazingly hard to find info on Technoviking and I’m glad to finally hear about something he’s doing. Way cool!

    • Some jackass told me that Techno Viking is a German shopkeeper named Hans Shlepkopper. Bullshit! Techno Viking has no name! He is a mystical force — just like Lars Gunblade and The No Talent Ass Clowns are!