Carnage Smith

Carnage Smith

“He’s f-ing nuts,” says front man Lars Gunblade. “The other day, he got completely drunk and belligerent during a weekend session, belittled the rest of the band, took a dump on Joey’s drum kit and walked out when he realized we’d run out of pot. That’s the spirit of rock and roll, baby!”

“Carnage is awesome,” said rabid fan Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ who waited outside No, Not There! Studios to greet Carnage as he climbed into his limo. “I said hello to him and he kicked me right in the balls. The sweet, sweet pain that followed told me all I needed to know. I’m a fan for life now! Carnage is the real deal. I tweeted my approval and other fans have responded likewise.”

 

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  1. Remo Williams says:

    Carnage Smith is the man.

  2. Calvin Broadus says:

    I think I like this guy.

  3. Randall Flagg says:

    I wouldn’t buy a used car from this guy. Seems distinctly untrustworthy.

  4. Buford Picklefeather says:

    I never gave permission for my quote to be used. And this isn’t the first time.

  5. T-Bone says:

    I think Carnage Smith brings down the enormous respect this band has always gotten from its fans…

    Who am I kidding? Ass Clowns fans are the worse pigs imaginable. Seriously, every time I go to a No Talent Ass Clowns concert, somebody ALWAYS “ass clowns” my car. I mean every time.

  6. Arthur Radley says:

    This band is dead to me. Even Carnage can’t change that!!!

  7. Randall says:

    I never heard of Carnage Smith or The No Talent Ass Clowns. I’m almost thinking this is all made up.