Early this morning, No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade narrowly escaped death when his car exploded near Kings Nose, NJ. Reporters at the scene found a dazed Gunblade declaring that ex-Beatle Paul McCartney had to be responsible. Gunblade recently published a book linking the firing of ex-Beatles drummer Pete Best with the “Paul is Dead” conspiracy.
“Macca thinks he got me. He didn’t. I’m still here and I’m still writing songs with balls. Can Sir Paul say the same?”
Although Gunblade seemed defiant, he said shortly afterward that his book would no longer be available for purchase as of June 5.