Lars Gunblade's car in flames outside Kings Nose, NJ
Early this morning, No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade narrowly escaped death when his car exploded near Kings Nose, NJ. Reporters at the scene found a dazed Gunblade declaring that ex-Beatle Paul McCartney had to be responsible. Gunblade recently published a book linking the firing of ex-Beatles drummer Pete Best with the “Paul is Dead” conspiracy.
“Macca thinks he got me. He didn’t. I’m still here and I’m still writing songs with balls. Can Sir Paul say the same?”
Although Gunblade seemed defiant, he said shortly afterward that his book would no longer be available for purchase as of June 5.
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Lars gave in to an ex-Beatle? I’ll never listen to a No Talent Ass Clowns CD again. But then, I don’t listen to them now so that’s a pretty empty threat.
Will no one rid me of this meddlesome rock star?
Your wit is wasted here. Do you actually think anyone will realize that this is an homage to the most famous line from “Beckett”? I think not. Take your tweed suit and pipe elsewhere, old man. RON PAUL 2012.
I read on TMZ that Lars was horribly disfigured by the explosion. Why is this fact being suppressed on this website?
Lars is keeping a low profile. His face must look like a ripe watermelon.
Don’t blame Paul. The list of people who want to blow up Lars Gunblade reads like the telephone directory.