Gunblade’s shocking new book
No Talent Ass Clowns‘ front man Lars Gunblade has just released a controversial new book entitled: “The Beatles: Conspiracy Against Pete Best.” The shocking book details the famous band’s attempt to rid itself of its original drummer, Pete Best, who was fired and thrown out like yesterday’s trash just before the band began to reach enormous fame in Great Britain in 1962.
“This is big,” said Gunblade aboard the band’s famous tour blimp. “I spend nearly two weeks researching the book regarding Pete Best. Yeah, everything in my book has been universally refuted. That doesn’t mean that this ain’t the 100% truth. Sir Paul [McCartney] better watch out. This blows the lid off all their dirty little Beatle secrets.”
Pete Best Conspiracy “Ties Everything Together” says Gunblade
The book contains many passages sure to have Beatles fans talking. For example, The Beatles are depicted attempting to kill Pete Best during a gig in Germany. “It ties everything together,” said Gunblade. “All the stuff that doesn’t make any sense. It does now. Pete Best was royally screwed by these guys. Buy the book. I’m out of here.”
Gunblade’s theory about Pete Best has been duly noted in this Huffington Post article but apparently it wasn’t taken seriously.
I found this after reading about it in the Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/12/03/the-beatles-fan-theories_n_6258074.html).
This is good stuff and I believe every word of it.
I was blown away by this entertaining, yet scholarly book. I couldn’t put it down although that may have had something to do with the fact I had crazy glue on my hands.
Stupid, boring, moronic and a waste of time… I was talking about me. The book excerpt is great. Best Pete Best conspiracy theory I ever read. As a matter of fact, the only Pete Best conspiracy theory I’ve ever read.
Kudos to the author of this piece. Pretty good knowledge of Beatles has been put into a blender to arrive at the bizarre conclusions reached by this “L. Gunblade.”
Best Beatles Conspiracy Ever. I knew Pete Best couldn’t have been the innocent. This proves it.
Looked this book up on Amazon and it’s not listed. Also never heard of this band. Who’s this Lars Gunblade to paint himself as some kind of expert on The Beatles?
I’m pretty sure Amazon banned Lars a few years ago. Don’t know why.
This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life. For this website, that’s saying something.
I’m shocked. I can’t believe how much of Lar’s book has never appeared in print before. Read the excerpt. Awesome, friggin’ awesome.
I liked the part about John hiring a dwarf to do circus tricks in front of Pete Best’s grocery store. Come to think of it, that sounds very John.
Sir Paul is going to shut Lars down on this. You watch!
Wow! The whole Beatles story really makes sense when you read this!