Yet another entire issue devoted to front man Lars Gunblade
Rock Wasteland has devoted yet another issue to The No Talent Ass Clowns. In this issue, Lars has a testy interview with famed Rock Wasteland journalist, Dora Stanhope. Here are a few highlights…
Rock Wasteland: Some say you’re a hopeless egomaniac who can’t sing, can’t play and can’t write. They even say you’re a perpetual liar.
Lars: Hey, I am not a perpetual liar. Wait, what does “perpetual” mean?
Rock Wasteland: Tell me, how is the band doing? Did Vas ask about me? Is he seeing someone?
Lars: I thought this interview was going to be about me. I want to talk about me, not the band. Next question, Dora.
Rock Wasteland: Does your music have a message? I’m assuming not.
Lars: Is this some sort of trick question? Because if it is, I’m not answering. I’m sorry, what was the question again?
Rock Wasteland: What’s ahead for Lars Gunblade?
Lars: I’m more concerned about what’s behind Lars Gunblade. And it better be some foxy chick with a 38 rack.
Rock Wasteland: How do you respond to critics who say you and your band are worthless?
Lars: Worthless is a relative term.
Rock Wasteland: What do you mean by that?
Lars: I stand by my answer. Next question, Candi.
Rock Wasteland: Dora.
Lars: Whatever.
Rock Wasteland: Well, I really have to be going. Thanks for the interview, Lars.
Lars: Wait, you’re leaving? Has someone ass*ole in the band been telling you that I still have herpes? Well, they’re f**king liars! I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all! I got an AA-12 shotgun. They’re dead!
I resent Rock Wasteland’s implication that Lars Gunblade is cooler than I am. No one is cooler than I am.
It would be a childish waste of my time to read this interview except and it would be a waste of my time to comment here. So I won’t.
Never heard of this guy or this magazine.
RON PAUL 2016.
I never heard of you. What’s your point, pinhead?
I never heard of either one of you. I think that proves my point.
Every Lars interview is exactly the same… brilliant!
I read the entire interview last night after stealing the magazine from my local Barnes & Noble. Just wish I didn’t have to waste that cashier on the way out. Anyway, the interview was pretty good. Lars is in top form.
I used to subscribe to this rag for years. Total shit. I got so tired of the way they kissed this band’s collective asses. And this must be the 10th cover that Lars Gunblade has been on!!!!
I thoroughly enjoy this publication. Respectfully, I think you’re full of shit.
OK, Donald, if that is your real name, anytime you want to say that to my face, you just go ahead.