The No Talent Ass Clowns like to talk about themselves whenever they get the opportunity. But they seldom sit down for an in-depth, on-camera interview. Luckily, a Kings Nose, NJ student filmmaker convinced front man Lars Gunblade and guitarist Vas Defrens to sit down for a few moments yesterday. As a result, one of rock’s greatest interviews took place.

“I was nervous,” said filmmaker Larry Booth. “These guys are like gods… brain-damaged gods, yeah, but still gods. When I started filming, they really opened up about their music and stuff. It was amazing. Lars barfed on my carpet a whole bunch of times but it was worth it.”

“We wanted to show that we’re amazing, but that we’re also human,” said Lars Gunblade as he wiped the sick from his face after the interview. “I think people are going to be surprised that we’re almost like them in some ways. People are really going to be impressed when they watch this.”


  1. Vinnie from Staten Island says:

    This video shows once and for all why The No Talent Ass Clowns are ROCK GODS.

  2. Gerald Fetts says:

    Beware the ides of March… because that’s when stupid musicians open up their yappers.

    Lars Gunblade and Vas Defrens have to be the stupidest musicians ever. These guys are total morons (and not in a good way).

    This band of theirs, the No Talent Ass Clowns, well, that sure as heck fire is an appropriate name!

  3. Walter S. says:

    They were a lot smarter than what I thought they’d be. They’re poets of their generation. They’re great men. We’re little men.

    • Nathan Hayward says:

      What video were you watching????? These people are seriously f-ed up. The one idiot talking about his teeth?? Seriously, what the hell??!!!

      • Simba, the Magic Apron says:

        What’s wrong with that? I think it make perfect sense, don’t you know?

  4. Meat Pants says:

    Absolutely amazing. Lars and Vas are in top form. They’re a little stupider than I realized but still cool. Best 5 minutes I ever spent on YouTube.

    • T-Bone says:

      Outstanding. Just outstanding. I totally get where they’re coming from.

      • Candi says:

        I lost it while I was watching the video. Seriously!

        Luckily, I found it a few minutes later. It had rolled under the coach.