Jon Stewart - No Talent Ass Clowns

Apparently before he leaves The Daily Show, Jon Stewart decided there was one thing he absolutely had to do… tear into rock star Lars Gunblade’s latest interview posted on YouTube. In his usual smarmy manner, Stewart made fun of the No Talent Ass Clowns singer for so long that the guest for that day’s show, Vice President Joe Biden, had to be rescheduled.

Gunblade watched the show at a Kings Nose, NJ strip club and began throwing chairs and eventually strippers as Stewart tore into his interview. “This is bullshit,” said Gunblade as police escorted him out of the building. “I’m Lars Gunblade. No one makes fun of me. Not even me!”

“I missed the show,” remarked Ass Clowns guitarist Vas Defrens. “I was pretty wasted when it came on and all I remember is waking up during the closing credits and finding a dead prostitute in my room with my name carved into her buttocks. Let’s just say I had other things to worry about besides what Jon Stewart was saying about Lars.”

Jon Stewart Savors Gunblade’s “Level of Stupid”

“No one ever said rock stars are geniuses,” said Jon Stewart. “But you have to admit… there’s a level of stupid that few people have explored as thoroughly… as professionally… as Lars Gunblade has.” His heavily medicated audience cheered as he wrapped up his speech and mugged for the camera (as he tends to do pretty frequently if you think about it).

In a mock-serious tone, Stewart concluded his commentary with, “You know, I’ve enjoyed poking fun at the Republicans… Fox News… Arby’s. But knowing that before I leave this show… I had a chance to give Lars Gunblade a final comedy enema… well, that makes it all worth it. Thank you, Jesus.”


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  2. Alfred Cooper says:

    This is totally retarded.

  3. Icehole Izzy says:

    I don’t know who Lars Gunblade is but he sounds seriously fucked up in the head. I’m a health care worker and I guarantee you this person should be hospitalized immediately.

  4. Joe Don says:

    I’m pretty wasted right now and I watched that Lars interview and man that was crazy and now I’m afraid to leave my apartment.

  5. Randall McCoy says:

    I thought Lars’s interview was great. I don’t know who he is but he’s great.

    • Anne with an "e" says:

      I don’t know who Lars Gunblade is and I don’t want to know. That interview really creeped me out. That guy has problems.

  6. Scooter Ash Heels says:

    I don’t know. This doesn’t sound real to me. Never heard of this guy Lars Gunblade. Looks like a douche.

  7. Beatrice the Skullcrusher says:

    I’m confused. I made it a point to DVR every Daily Show episode and I didn’t see this one. Also, Biden hasn’t been on in awhile. I don’t give it. Am I missing something?

    • Axeman 32 says:

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  8. Meat Pants says:

    I’m torn. I’m a fan of The Daily Show but I’m also a huge fan of The No Talent Ass Clowns.

    I don’t know what to do. Oh, well, screw you, Jon Stewart!

    • T-Bone says:

      I guess Stewart is feeling cocky knowing that he’s leaving the show. He never would have done this a few years ago.

      • Walter S. says:

        Stewart’s comment really bugged me. Lars Gunblade is a superstar after all. It’s not right. After that Daily Show ended, I found myself unable to make love to my wife. I blame Jon Stewart for this.

        • The REAL Hammer says:

          It would be a shame to leave your wife unsatisfied like that. I’m kind of busy but I’ll help her out if you want. I have a huge member so she will get it quite nicely if you take my meaning, sir.