World famous rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns recently took some time out of their busy touring schedule to hang out with TwaüghtHammër, a local Albuquerque, New Mexico metal band. Between playing Rage and a lengthy meth bender, the two bands forged common ground.
“We really dug their drummer… some strung-out guy named Jesse,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Plus, he turned us onto some amazing product he called “Blue Sky” that really blew our hair back. It was tight. Tight! Anyway, musically, they’re nowhere. Their singer, Badger, is a seriously stupid guy who kept asking us over and over if we were cops. But if they can keep us supplied with massive amounts of that blue stuff, we don’t care.”
The Ass Clowns hinted that TwaüghtHammër may open up for them in the near future. “Jesse said he had some other business arrangements he had to take care of first,” said guitarist Vas Defrens. “But he sounded interested. I remember he kept saying, ‘Yeah, bitch!’ every time we mentioned touring together.”