Rock bad boys The No Talent Ass Clowns will soon release a compressed CD that will destroy most sound systems it’s played on. Entitled Brain Dump, the new album creates a sound so distorted by compression that it will shatter most speakers currently available. “I really felt the tracks needed more compression,” said producer Bruce Dickinson. I told the band that I had a fever and the only prescription was more compression.”
“Other bands are compressing the shit out of the audio and getting people pissed off,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “We figured why not take it to the next logical step? If a band like Imagine Dragons can release a CD that is widely criticized for being too compressed, surely we can outdo those smug hipsters. I’ve tried listening to Brain Dump myself and, yeah, it’s basically unf*cking listenable. This is exactly what our fans deserve!”
Brain Dump, which contains the new hit song Hammered, will hit the street on October 1.