Six months after destroying their first tour blimp in an elaborate joke on the pubic to make it appear the band had died, The No Talent Ass Clowns launched their second tour blimp on Saturday.
“Yeah, it was a funny joke and we laughed our asses off but it wound up costing us shitloads of money,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “I guess that’s just another reason we had to declare bankruptcy.
The new blimp has the same amenities as the original: hot tubs and private bedrooms. “It’s a place to relax with our groupies,” said drummer Joey Van Dundro. “It blows away Led Zeppelin and their stupid private jet, the Starship. That was lame. Led Zepp were just amateur pervs. Our blimp is the new frontier of decadence.”
“Well, I’m envious,” said former Led Zeppelin singer Robert Plant. “We thought we had defined bad behavior for rock bands forever and here are the No Talent Ass Clowns taking it to the new level. They get more groupies pregnant in a day than I did in five years on the road. Believe me, that’s pretty impressive.”