This morning Medfield College in Los Angeles, CA joined a long list of colleges that have banned The No Talent Ass Clowns‘ notorious song “Blow Chunks Ballet” from their campuses.
“It’s a terrible influence,” said Medfield College’s Dean Higgins. “Why would anyone in their right mind think the world needs a song about throwing up?”
Starting at noon, the song can’t be played on the Medfield campus or in its dorms. “We had no choice. You should see this place after our frat houses play that song. Barf everywhere. You need a gas mask just to walk by.”
The band takes this latest college ban in stride. “Hey, see if we care!” responded Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade. “As long as there’s money in it and lots of gullible female fans, this is how we roll.”