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Lars Gunblade in concert

Lars Gunblade at Consumption Auditorium

No Talent Ass Clowns front man Lars Gunblade said “Britney Spears can, in fact, kiss MY a**!” during a press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp Friday morning.

Gunblade’s anger comment comes after Spears responded to abuse allegations by tweeting, “Star Magazine, Radar Online, Jason Alexander and the rest of you liars, Ya’ll can kiss my lily white southern Louisiana a**!”

“I got a standing offer,” said Gunblade as he groped two groupies during the press conference. “She is welcome aboard the Ass Clowns blimp any time. She knows what to do once she’s here. Ain’t nothin’ she hasn’t done before if you know what I mean,” he concluded with a sneer.

Gunblade is rumored to have had a brief affair with Spears in 2001 that ended bitterly although he has never commented publicly about it. “That’s private stuff,” said the controversial rocker. “But anything’s you’ve heard… yeah, it’s probably true.”