Lead guitarist Vas Defrens of the legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns was on hand recently to dedicate the opening of his new business venture, The Ass House restaurant in New York City. Other rock stars were conspicuously absent. Rumors are spreading that it is Defrens and his obsession with ass-related subjects that […]

    Hot on the heels of Lars Gunblade’s new CD, “You Make Me Sick” comes the first solo album from No Talent Ass Crowns’ guitarist, Vas Defrens. Slated to be released one month after Lars’ CD, “Worship My Guitar” is way different from the Ass Clowns sound we’ve come to expect from Defrens. “It’s […]

  Say hello… to mono! No Talent Ass Clown fans are shocked. Instead of slick production techniques in fancy studios, legendary rock band The No Talent Ass Clowns choose to produce Say Hello to My Posterior in mono. “We were going for like zero separation, man!” says Ass Clowns front man, Lars Gunblade. Fans have […]