Ass Clowns Website To Shut Down

Posted: 14th October 2014 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

In an alarming announcement made this morning, webmaster Ricky Yelnats informed reporters from Rock Wasteland magazine that the No Talent Ass Clowns Official Worship Site will shut down shortly.

“This is happening due to short-sighted police officials who follow the very old fashioned idea that racketeering is illegal,” said Yelnats. “With the band missing, however, maybe the timing is right to put a pin in this. They’re probably dead so what difference does it make keeping the website alive?”

“I couldn’t be happier,” said long-time fan Buford Picklefeather from his jail call where he is currently being held for suspicion of killing the band. “They quoted me all the time and never got my permission. And I don’t give permission for this quote to be used either.”

Kings Nose Sheriff Brock Landers refused to give any details of what the website owners had done wrong. “Get out of my face,” hissed Landers when reporters tried to question him as he beat a suspect for a traffic violation in the city’s famous warehouse district. “It’s none of your business. And stop taking videos of what I’m doing!”

Is this the final blog for the No Talent Ass Clowns Official Worship Site? Could be. If so, see ya. Don’t wanna be ya.


  1. Josh Randall says:

    Who’s kidding who? This website isn’t going anywhere. It’s more bullshit from this band’s desperate need for attention.

    Get real.

  2. Vinnie from Staten Island says:

    I saw this blog last week. I was hoping when I came back this morning that the website would be down permanantly. Very disappointed that it isn’t.

  3. Walter S. says:

    I stopped coming to this website two years ago. It’s terrible.

  4. Meat Pants says:

    My entire life centers around this website. I don’t what I’m going to do.