Ass of Mass Destruction

Lars Gunblade of the No Talent Ass Clowns

The music video for Ass of Mass Destruction has been banned by every broadcast outlet in the US. Consequently sales for the Pucker Factor CD have dropped out of the top 50,000.

“We’re excited, sure,” says Ass Clowns drummer, Joey Van Dundro. “But nobody has seen the f**king thing. Yeah, Pucker Factor as an album sucks but we have to eat.”

In fact, Ass of Mass Destruction has met with harsh criticism from conservative Christian leaders everywhere. Labeling it “sick, perverted, and not lit very well,” Rev. Jerry Falwell was appalled by what the band represents but stated shortly before his death that he was amused by the ass glasses that Lars wears in the video.

  1. T-Bone says:

    I have ass glasses like what Lars is wearing. Gets me laid every time… or it did until I got arrested.

  2. Name Witheld says:

    I directed this video. This band was the most disgusting group of individuals I have ever met.

  3. T-Bone 7 says:

    Saw that video at a biker bar near me. The place went nuts!