Lars Gunblade autograph

A 2-Million Dollar Autograph of Lars Gunblade

A major auction house recently sold a signed photograph of The No Talent Ass Clowns’ Lars Gunblade for a record 10 million dollars.

Over the years, the controversial Gunblade has been notorious for not signing autographs. Many fans have been kicked in the groin when they tried. In fact, this autograph is one of only three known to exist. Gunblade’s discomfort is obvious. His inscription on the photo is simply, “You’re an asshole. Lars Gunblade.”

“It’s pretty rare to see that kind of raw contempt for fans,” says No Talent Ass Clowns Fan Club President, Lars Johnson. “He has threatened my life whenever I try to contact him for interviews for our fan magazine. Other rock stars would just say no. Yeah, he’s a pig but I respect that honesty.”

  1. madam ovary says:

    Lars signed my bare ass in 1999. I haven’t washed it since. You can still just barely read it. On the down side, the ass smell is real bad. I can’t keep a job and naturally I have no lovers. Still, I have his signature and that’s all that counts.

  2. choker441 says:

    Guy looks like a major douche. And who is he? And who is this band and why haven’t I heard of them?

    • ado03v says:


      You really aren’t very smart, are you? I’d tell you why but that would soil all the fun.

  3. peterless says:

    I tried to get his autograph outside Consumption Auditorium once. He began punching me in the nuts. Doctors afterward told I’d never have children. Oh, well.