No Talent Ass Clowns Reunite

Posted: 28th October 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates
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Two days after breaking up, legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns have reunited.

“We thought about it and decided there was too much money to be made,” said front man Lars Gunblade at a hastily called press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp. “We don’t get along and we’ve clearly passed our peak but a lot of people are still stupid enough to come see us. We decided, ‘Let’s continue to fleece the sheep.’ Everybody agreed that was the way to go.”

Many fans are cautious about the reunion news. “Yeah, right!” said Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ. “They’ll probably just break up again next week. I’m tired of this band . First they’re dead in a tragic blimp accident and then they’re not. They’re broken up, then they’re not. I’m tired of them fucking with me!”