No Talent Ass Clowns Reunite

Posted: 28th October 2011 by Lucky in Latest Ass Clown Updates

Two days after breaking up, legendary rockers The No Talent Ass Clowns have reunited.

“We thought about it and decided there was too much money to be made,” said front man Lars Gunblade at a hastily called press conference aboard the band’s tour blimp. “We don’t get along and we’ve clearly passed our peak but a lot of people are still stupid enough to come see us. We decided, ‘Let’s continue to fleece the sheep.’ Everybody agreed that was the way to go.”

Many fans are cautious about the reunion news. “Yeah, right!” said Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ. “They’ll probably just break up again next week. I’m tired of this band . First they’re dead in a tragic blimp accident and then they’re not. They’re broken up, then they’re not. I’m tired of them fucking with me!”


  1. Sister Mary Patrick Joseph says:

    I wish my family had known the band was going to get back together. They all killed themselves when they heard the band was calling it quits. THIS BAND IS A BUNCH OF DICKS!

  2. T-Bone says:

    I’ve been a fan of the ass clowns for a long time. When I was arrested in that convenience store, the Ass Clowns were playing on the sound system. When I was doing a nickel up at Attica, I listened to a lot of Ass Clowns to drown out the sounds of other guys getting raped. When I got released, the Ass Clowns was playing in the car when I knocked off that bank and took out that teller. But I can tell you… I’m done with this band. It’s over. The Ass Clowns are dead to me.

  3. Ben Turpin says:

    I do have balls. But I’m not commenting on this blog.

  4. Buford Picklefeather says:

    OK, I’m sick of this. I NEVER gave you guys permission to quote me. You are really pissing me off now!!!!

    • Danger Dan says:

      Dude, seriously, what is wrong with you? Why do you let people interview you if you don’t want to be quoted. Obviously you have a lot to say about the Ass Clowns but then you bitch about having what you say show up on the website. Are you brain damaged or something?