Lars Gunblade donates first carNo Talent Ass Clowns’ front man, Lars Gunblade, donated his first car to Planet Hollywood in Guam this week. Gunblade explained that the car, a 1975 Trans-Am, is important for two reasons. “One, I lost my virginity in that car and two, I wrote ‘Blow Chunks Ballet‘ in it. In fact, theĀ  stains on the back seat are the chunks that I blew every weekend in the 80’s.”

The legendary singer says he hopes the car will inspire others to achieve what he has. “I like to think all of that binge drinking and throwing up was worth it. I sure think so.”

  1. Tube Hooper says:

    I phoned Planet Hollywood and they said they don’t have the Lars Gunblade car and that this story is bullshit. No wonder they’ve closed so many locations. These guys are dicks.

    • Ramrod says:

      A buddy of mine is stationed in Guam. He says he saw Lars’ car when he was turning tricks in Planet Hollywood’s restroom.

  2. I Hate Lars Gunblade says:

    Who cares what Lars Gunblade does? The first time I heard Blow Chunks Ballet, I puked… which wasn’t cool because my girlfriend was goin’ south with the mouth. I’ll never forgive this band for that song… or my subsequent penile injury.