Joey Van Dundro kickin' it in concert

Joey Van Dundro

Adding to the frenzy of the Occupy Wall Street protesters was the sudden appearance of No Talent Ass Clowns drummer Joey Van Dundro this morning. Van Dundro showed up without bodyguards and joined one of the drum circles.

“We were excited to see Joey there,” said protester Buford Picklefeather of Perth Amboy, NJ. “It was almost like he was one of us except that he was wearing $2,000 shoes.”

At first, there were cheers from the crowd and Van Dundro was soon surrounded by attractive high-school-age girls. Unfortunately for Van Dundro, the love feast didn’t last. After an hour, the controversial Ass Clowns drummer was asked to leave when he kept trying to do extended drum solos. Amid a sea of jeers, Van Dundro left the park shouting obscenities.

“Hey, the hell with them!” shouted Van Dundro as he climbed back into his limousine and sped away. “I was there to drum a little and score some chicks. It didn’t work out. I hope the cops shoot them all!”


  1. John Smith says:

    I went to several drum circles that day and I didn’t see this asshole! Personally, I think this is all made up.

    • Lew Flapp says:

      You don’t know what you’re talking about. Joey spit on me before he climbed into his limo at the park on Friday. That’s better than an autograph any day.

  2. Katsup says:

    I saw Joey there. He acted like a total d-bag.

  3. Buford Picklefeather says:

    Once again, I never gave you guys permission to quote me.

    • Captain Obvious says:

      Jesus, you’re an asshole. Why do you keep whining when you get quoted? What’s your problem? I wish they’d quote me!