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Legendary band The No Talent Ass Clowns have decided that they will only release one copy of future CDs. While fans are furious, the band couldn’t be happier.

“This is the logical way to do things in the music industry at this time,” said front man Lars Gunblade. “Not fair to the fans? F**k them. As long as some asshole will fork out two million dollars, we’re good. The bills are paid and we got some serious money. It’s the very definition of good.”

Fans have voiced their disapproval outside of the theaters where they aren’t allowed to attend the band’s concerts. “First, we can’t see them in concert,” said Niles, a film student from Nebraska. “Now we can’t even buy their music? Why do the Ass Clowns hate us so much? I’m seriously tempted to stop being a fan after this.”

“Do we hate the fans?” asked guitarist Vas Defrens. “Yes, of course we do. That’s not news, man. And I certainly hope that this makes that even more clear. You can’t own our music anymore. Why? Because we don’t like you. We never have liked you. We never will like you. I hope I’m being clear here.”